Heffer 

An incredibly Obese woman... such as Jordan "Fat Dyke Chick" Idontdeservealastname

That heffer just called the cops on us! MOOOOOOOO

Heffer by sweet at life September 7, 2008

Heffer 

To express a low opinion of a female

"Oh no that heffer didn't"

Heffer by Akieva May 2, 2005

heffer 

fat conceited girl, thinks she's all that
- thinks she's the hottest shit around

- Damn, that Bessy baby is such a heffer

-i know man she's so conceited and thinks she's so hot with her sparkly purse and tight jeans

heffer by HereNthere November 1, 2009

Heffer 

The fat steer on Rocko's Modern Life. He is a mama's boy most of the time and he is almost always hungry considering he weighs about 600 pounds.

"Hey Rocko, you got any leftovers?"

Heffer by Corb August 29, 2004

heffer 

1.teen-age cow
2.cow on rockos modern life
3. an exceptionally large, nasty beast of a person typically a girl.

i only date skinny chicks and darla is a heffer, no thanks.

heffer by Trish the Dish March 9, 2004

Heffer 

A virgin cow under the age of one

heffer

Heffer by ghwtg December 26, 2010

Heffer 

A fish that weighs over 10 pounds

I got a big ol water heffer

Heffer by Biggy fish November 9, 2021