Hammonism

The one-upping of another's story or comment with one of your own, with the goal of impressing others.

Waiter: Have a nice day!
Thomas: You have a better one!

Mason: I think I caught the flu, I'm feeling pretty bad.
Thomas: I don't feel so hot either, since I have Crohn's.
Micah: that's a Hammonism!

Hammonism by Lubison710 October 11, 2011

Haydoning 

Usually when someone makes a mistake, or does something wrong. Also when a misfortunate even occurs.

Person 1: Yo, I dropped 4 g's on the floor
Person 2: Fuck man, that's such a Haydon Yeung

Teacher: You have a 10 page essay due tomorrow

Student: You've got to be fucking Haydoning me!

Haydoning by DanAlbasry February 18, 2009

hedonism

Absolute PLEASURE in every sense of the word.

Hedonism should be practiced by all!

hedonism by chill August 25, 2004

Hardonime 

To be sexually aroused by anime imagery, video, or thoughts.

Hey bro I totally have a hardonime for anime Revy from Black Lagoon, shes so damn sexy with her reckless attitude and minimalist wardrobe.

Hardonime by Crangeru February 15, 2010

Hedonism

Hedonism is the only way to live. Most teenagers strive to become hedonists by being lazy and generally doing everything and anything to make them feel good. Hedonism is the way to go.

Being lazy is a start down the path to hedonism...

Hedonism by Mook April 21, 2005

hedonism

A lifestyle that consists of partying
passing out
then partying
then passing out
then going to the next party and partying...

and so on and so forth...

As soon as i finish school it's a life of hedonism for me!

hedonism by Keats September 16, 2004

Heathen hedonism

The pursuit of pleasure as a matter of ethical principle, in an extremely heathenistic way, or ignoring responsibility and focusing entirely on appeasing one's gods.

ie: the act of being a heathen hedon

Example:
Joe: Matt's been slaughtering goats all afternoon.

Will: I know, that guy just doesn't accept the responsibilities of life. Its all about his gods with him.

Joe: Talk about heathen hedonism.

Heathen hedonism by matt :[ May 20, 2009