Haydenism 

Behavior characterized by deriving sexual gratification or pleasure from witnessing or causing others' trauma or suffering.

Haydenism is one of the most vile and devious behaviours.

Haydenism by IceSpiceLover912 April 22, 2024

Haytonism 

Noun: a baseless opinion stemming from lack of knowledge and research in a field, doubled down on by the one making the claim even despite overwhelming facts against it. Named after BBC journalist Bill Hayton who makes claims such as "there was no word in the Chinese language for 'territory' until the 19th century."

A: Man, I read this book, it claims there was no word for "territory" in the Chinese language until the 19th century.

B: Bruh, that's such a stupid haytonism, damn clown whoever wrote that. The Chinese word for "territory" can be found in sources from the 11th century BC.

Haytonism by IamHanFei January 15, 2021

Hildenism 

Being found of toes. Originating in

suburban-Pennsylvania, this ideal is rapidly gaining popularity. It had been considered taboo until the millennium, after progressives have become spreading hildenism scripture.

Man 1: Oh man I hope my girlfriend is okay with my hildenism beliefs
Man 2: Bruh she has to be, it's the way of life.

Hildenism by paul the bus driver December 4, 2018

Kaydenism

A very important religion where you worship the one and only Kayden

What's your religion?
Oh i'm a Kaydenist! I worship Kayden everyday.
Kaydenism

Kaydenism by 3894857489345643345432 April 24, 2021

havenism 

A youtuber

Kale "Did you see havenisms new video?"
Reese "Yea I disliked it too!"
Kale "cunt..."

havenism by the lorders January 5, 2014

haydensexual

when people are attracted to a person named hayden, haydens are just too swagger

I am Haydensexual.

haydensexual by sadwaifuchan October 6, 2020

Hausenism 

Coined by Twitter users @ malakaicyan and @ sadsimpwrestle and inspired/popularized by the linguistic mannerisms of self-described “very nice, very evil” professional wrestler Danhausen, “Hausenisms” refer to the wrestler’s peculiar bastardizations of phrases and names.

These are similar to Trailer Park Boys’ “Rickyisms,” with the exception that Hausenisms take place almost exclusively in the realm of professional wrestling.

More Hausenisms can be found on Danhausen’s YouTube page, “Love That Danhausen.”

“That’s nothing to shake a fist at.” –Danhausen, as opposed to saying the proper figure of speech, “nothing to shake a stick at.” The “Hausenism” here is the intentional botching of the “correct” phrase.

“Here is my close personal friend, Chris Judas—‘Jericho’ to some.” –Danhausen, on professional wrestler Chris Jericho, whose entrance song is called “Judas.”

“Swearing is bad. Cursing is fine.” –Danhausen

Danhausen also refers to pro wrestler CM Punk, formerly of WWE, as “Pepsi Man” because of Punk’s Pepsi brand shoulder tattoo.

Hausenism by malakaicyan November 16, 2021