Haydenistic 

Prejudice against people named Hayden.

“Stop being so haydenistic”!

Haydenistic by Ricardo787 May 30, 2025

aydenistic 

A near pathological trend in baby naming where parents take the boy's name "Aiden" and try and sound creative with it. The result is an emerging generation of "Aidens, Aydens, Aidens, Aedans, Braydens, Braidens, Braedens, Caydens, Caidens, Caedens, Draydens, Draidens, Draedens, Draytons, Haydens, Haidens, Haedens, Jaydens, Kaydens, Kaidens, Kaedans, Jaidens, Jaedens, Maydens, Naydens, Phaydens, Zaydens....

One study done in the UK reveals that school teachers are finding this baby-naming trend challenging in the classroom.

" Doc, I can't handle it, all my pupils have the same name, I mean all their names rhyme, ... I mean...there's like some sort of aydenistic trend going on with young mothers nowadays...can you bump up my Ativan to maybe 2 milligrams?"

"How about we try you on Valium for a while, it's a longer acting tranquilizer..."

aydenistic by p5150 December 25, 2009

Triggersy Haydenitis 

A disease that can be triggered by inserting long objects into the rectum without any knowledge of it or consent. This disease makes anyone a disgruntled, angry third Reich supporter, and can make the victim say uncontrollable things in frustration and despair.

Symptoms include: Repeated rectal insertion of objects larger than 4 inches of girth. Urges to gas the filthy Jew dogs.

Sentences: - "I've contracted a dick in my ass"

edit* - "I've contracted Triggersy Haydenitis"

Triggersy Haydenitis by The Third Reich June 12, 2017

Hoydenistic 

1) Utterly stupid
2) Purile, simple, and dull
3) Dumb as shit

00:03 <Ozymandias> Still, saying you don't need to see one because you saw the other is Hoydenistic

Hoydenistic by Darth Dictionary February 15, 2004