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Jack Harkness 

Canon Doctor Who/Torchwood Character. Omnisexual(According to John Barrowman),Iantoloving,Immortal, Ex-Time Agent from the Boeshane Peninsula in the 51st century. Companion of the 9th Doctor and temporary companion of the 10th. Actor is John Barrowman. Extremely flirty and extremely fabulous.
"Captain Jack Harkness, and you are?" Jack was trying to flirt. "Oi! Stop it!" There was a noise in the background.
Jack Harkness by Sharkcat12 January 6, 2016

ground harness 

The device used by Australians to prevent them from falling into the sun.
Ausie 1: Hey mate, your ground harness is getting loose
Asuie 2: Thanks mate, would have fallen into the sun without that

The Harkness Society 

This is an exclusive society in which the elite, sexually active members of Phillips Exeter Academy have sex on top of a harkness table (these auspicious tables are located in every classroom). This is a time honored tradition that no senior should graduate without. Now, that's something to think about during class.
Too bad I can't put " President of The Harkness Society" down on my college application.

Assuming Harkness 

Speculating on something that is actually inevitable; as good as fact.
"Well, assuming Harkness, they'll end up sleeping together"
Assuming Harkness by NikeAgXY December 30, 2011

sillyboy harness 

A harness or leash for toddlers or unruly little tykes that a parent puts on the child while on outtings or shopping events to prevent the youngsters from becoming lost or getting into mischief.
Nancy's little brat goes wild when she takes him to the mall so she has to put a sillyboy harness on him to keep from having to chase him all over the place while she shops.
sillyboy harness by timjb1 January 10, 2008

Captain Jack Harkness 

A character from Torchwood and some episodes of Doctor who. He is played by John Barrowman. He often fights Aliens from outer space. He has the inability to die, yet still ages. Some theories suggest that he is the younger version of The Face Of Boe.
Captain Jack Harkness can kick Captain Jack Sparrows ass!