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Hapebeast 

A hapebeast. A trivial term that has repeatedly been used as a way of describing the collector of the 3D Hapebeast NFT.

A starlit ceremony, two million years ago. Lightning strikes the monolith and the universe fractures. Apes spin off in 10k tribes, distinct but familiar. Every ape is unique. Every ape is beautiful. Every ape is loved, and every ape is family, whatever their differences, wherever they are now.

Meanwhile, at the heart of the shattered multiverse, the PRIMAL HAPES wait for the whole family to return. They wait and they build out their style, they work the Hapewalk, and they plan for a bigger future

The Hapebeast community has come to stay.
“In a couple weeks the newest NFT will be released and we are all wishing for the chance to buy a Hapebeast”

“I feel very Hapebeasted today

“Merry Hapemass”

“Hapeture is an example of the Hape-ecosystem”
Hapebeast by SecurePanda December 9, 2021
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leh hapes mi yenaanea otcha

In hebrew, a phrase often used as a reply to an outrageous request and/or remark which annoys the receiver.
means literaly: "go and search for the one who will rattle you" with a reference to the action of shaking the cradle of an infant, referring to the one in question as an anoying baby and thus clearly requesting him to go away.
1#
Ugly boy: would you like to kiss me?
Handsome lady: leh hapes mi yenaanea otcha..

2#
A: This bag is heavy and I am sick and a bit tired, could you help me carry it to my car?
B: leh hapes mi yenaanea otcha..
in the msn messenger game, "brain battle", if you do NOT know the answer to a question, you use THIS word.
"what is gwen stefani's middle name?"
"HAPER"
haper by yellowazn September 27, 2009

Hapenshaw 

A word used in the middle of an awkward silence to prevent the birth of a homosexual child somewhere in the world.
Bob: I'm bored.
Bill: Me too.
(crickets chirping)
Bob: Hapenshaw

Stream-haperpro 

the god mode guy
known for saying "e"
also loves medo
"i like shaggy godmode collection by stream-haperpro"
A female orgasm, or excitinf forplay.
He's forplay was bad: breastfeedingly annoying, then he wonders why I never get hapenis.
Hapenis by Broken Lizzard May 14, 2006

Go search who will rock you(Lech hapes me yenaanea otcha!) 

This expression comes from Hebrew, when some one is nagging you asking for something you are not willing to give or do, you tell him to take a hike but in more harsh words. The other guy understands that he better not ask the same thing again.
Person A - "Give me another 5$, I will return it later (after he already borrowed 100..."

Person B -"Not in a million years, go search who will rock you!"