Spit Handie 

When spit is used as a lubricant to improve the quality of a hand job.

At first I wasn't feeling the love, but that dirty slut upgraded it to a spit handy

Spit Handie by mowen January 19, 2005

Homie Handie 

Just a handie for a homie.
Nothin gay about it, just 1 straight friend givin another straight friend a handjob, no big deal.
Could also be said as homie handjob.

Person A: I gave Tim a homie handie last night.
Person B: Did you say “no homo” before, during and after and/or wear socks?
Person A: Of course I did; I’m not gay or anything.

Homie Handie by Swaghaver69 April 1, 2021

double handie

Two hand jobs at once

Malbaugh gave Luke and Christian a double handie

double handie by Big Daddy Hot Rod October 22, 2013

96 handie 

When you get a hand job in the back seat of a 96 Jeep Cherokee.

Dude you should of been there to see my 96 handie last night. Freaking awesome!

96 handie by Blackgrouper September 8, 2016

Homie Handie 

A ritual to confirm that two potential homies have become full-fledged homies.

My homie Andy and I became homies at his home yesterday. That's right, Andy gave me a homie handie at his home.

Homie Handie by rstef October 8, 2023

left-handedness 

Approximately 10% of people are left~handed, also referred to as southpaws. Ambidextrousness occurs in approximately 30% of people.

Oftentimes in school, natural left-handedness is discouraged for the sake of convenience~how awful! Having left-handedness is rare.

left-handedness by Starchylde June 14, 2016

Black Handed 

Similar to the phrase, "Red handed", except when the person being caught is black.

Tyrone was caught black handed for trying to steal the bait car.

ShaniQua was caught black handed for shoplifting a wig.

Black Handed by Jeronleow April 12, 2020