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Hand job hand grenade 

The act of jerking or stroking a mans penis to the point of climax, right before climax is reach the giver punches the receiver in the ball and then punches them in the face. If climax it achieved you have given a successful hand job hand grenade.
Sarah gave Jim a hand job hand grenade last night that put Jim in the hospital where they later recited their vows.

hand-to-hand wombat

When two women attempt to claw the other's eyes out, settling instead for the slapping of faces and pulling of hair, usually over a perceived insult or stolen man; typically confined to any TV show designed to condescend to women and thus reap huge ratings.
The words "bitch" and "whore" were screamed, soon followed by the inevitable hand-to-hand wombat.

hand n hand 

The discreet exchange of two items, usually drugs and money, disguised as a handshake. usually followed by putting the hand that was used into ones pocket.
"Ill meet you out front. Its gonna be a quick hand n hand, I'm in a hurry."
hand n hand by Dr. Todd Reezee March 6, 2009

Second-hand monkey-hand 

When the intial do teller gets told what to do.
Josh: "Go wash the dishes Mike."
Mike:"Go take out the trash Josh."
Carl: "Dam that's some Second-Hand Monkey-Hand."

Hand-to-Hand Wombat

A board game by the developers of Exploding Kittens. Also refers to fights between women.
Friend 1: "Hey whats up? Was just playing Hand-to-Hand Wombat with the gang"
Friend 2: "WHAT?!"
Hand-to-Hand Wombat by PLMMJ January 16, 2024

Back to back hand to hand combat 

When two straight males stand back to back and reach around to jerk each other off, it’s not gay if you can’t see who is jerking you off
I’m not gay so I can’t do a double Dutch rudder, so we went with back to back hand to hand combat