Groom Roast 

A Groom Roast is a man’s versions of the bridal shower. The Bachelor Party may not always be appropriate for younger guys or older relatives, so this is a great way for all the important men in the groom’s life to celebrate him by spending an afternoon together and having a little fun at his expense (public appropriate comedic insults, praise, outlandish true stories and uplifting tributes). The groom knows that it’s all in fun, and is able to be a good sport about it. The groom will be roasted by those who wish to do it, with some of the same treatment possibly coming their way too. It’s hosted by the groomsmen, who pick a theme the groom would like: sports, gaming, poker… and bring everyone together with food, drinks and some good laughs.

Are you going to plan the Groom Roast?

Groom Roast by Groomage June 18, 2011

Groom Lake 

Dry lake bed within Area 51.
Casual term for the base at Area 51.

The Stealth bomber was first tested at Groom Lake.

Groom Lake by Curious Cow August 1, 2004

Groom of the Stool 

The servant that wipes the King’s ass after he takes a shit.

After the King contracted food poisoning, the Groom of the Stool had their work cut out for them.

Groom of the Stool by The Real Joulie November 15, 2022

GROOM CHOP 

The physical removal of the gentalia's pubic hair or ass hair via the other person's teeth.

tugging and pulling out someones pubic or ass hair with your teeth.

daaaaayyyym BITCH!!
Yo teeth be doin sum tight shit.. rip that ass hair out and groom chop that shit!

GROOM CHOP by silly bitches November 6, 2009

Groom's Maid

A woman who is the best woman in a gay man's wedding.

Sharon is in Michael and Dj's wedding. She is Michael's best girl friend. Thus, she is the groom's maid. Two men are getting married so there are two groooms.

Groom's Maid by Michael Ray-Frierson August 8, 2010

Groom the poodle

the process of masturbating

Im going to go home and groom the poodle

Groom the poodle by DannyDew May 17, 2006

Groom of the Stool 

The Groom of the Stool helped a king with toiletry, excrement, and other messy bodily functions. This was simultaneously one of the most repugnant and sought-after duties in the English royal castle. The Groom of the Stool was well-paid to keep the king's secrets. Although the duties were literally wiping shit off the king, the position was not considered a lowly one. The Groom of the Stool could pass secret messages to and from the king. One word from the Groom of the Stool was enough to change the fortunes of anyone in the royal court. He could act as a gatekeeper to grant access to the king in private.

H. R. Haldeman was chief of staff in the Nixon white house. He was a Groom of the Stool in that he kept Nixon's secrets and did some of his dirty work.

That chief of staff we hired last month is a real Groom of the Stool. He spends all his time cleaning up after the CEO and knows the secrets of every director. Never cross him or your ass is out the door.

Groom of the Stool by Ardias November 16, 2022