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glorified penis pump 

A derogatory term for a bitch that crossed you.
Girl : I'm breaking up with you.

Boy : I don't care cuz you're just a glorified penis pump!

glorified secretary

Someone who works in an office and loves to make their job title sound so much more than it really is"
Amy "hey man what sort of job you got"
Choz "I'm currently working as a tecnical manager"
LATER
Amy "hey occa you seen what job Choz is doing"
Occa "what you mean the glorified secretary?"

Glorified Stranger

A person that you dont know, and have created in you head as you ideal partner, that keeps you hunting for " THE ONE".
You May have attached this personality to an image of a certain celebrity.
That person is a Glorified Stranger.
Anna: Molly, you'll never find the right guy if you keep measuring him to your Glorified stranger, Brandon Boyd.
Other names: Knight in shining armour, Romeo, prince charming, the one, mr. right.

glorified piece of meat 

The expression is used to diminish the value of a person or part of a person.
1. He's just a glorified piece of meat.

2. The brain is nothing more than a glorified piece of meat.

glorified pep band 

A "marching band" that does not have a halftime show and sits in the stands with music stands but still considers themselves a "marching band"...
The glorified pep band doesn't even have there music memorized.

Glorified Traffic Warden 

Noun. Another name for a Police Community Support Officer (PCSO) of the United Kingdom.

Powers they posess include taking naughty people's names down, performing a "citizen's arrest", and calling for back-up.

Supposedly they are there to look out for the local community. But, seeing as this is the police's primary responsibility, they just seem to be another reason for the British taxpayer to be robbed of more money. Apparently though it looks good on your CV (because as we all know there is a real need for crime tackling skills in telemarketing).
Bradley-Lee: Aww look man, it's the filth! Better stop setting fire to this little old woman we've just mugged.
Lee-Bradley: Nah man, look! They is just a Glorified Traffic Warden! Come on, let's nick his hat!