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Gillingham

A town in the south east UK. Do not travel here unless absolutely necessary. Walking down the high street has been proven to cause crippling depression. Common sightings include crackheads doing their Iceland shopping in their dressing gown, gangs of year 9 wannabe roadmen who will beef you for no reason to look hard Infront of their dedoid friends, and crackhead men driving about in their second hand BMWs in their full Adidas tracksuit thinking they're the dog's bollocks despite living off the dole since they left school. Gillingham is best known for its football team and it's resident world-class rapper Prezzaman.
"where did you go last weekend?"
"I popped into Gillingham to see a mate, I now have depression"
Gillingham by BorisOurLordAndSaviour February 20, 2021
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creating an act of talent for a celebrity crush and successfully getting them to contact you.

so named after Chelsea Gill who on January 2nd 2012 wrote a song for celebrity jason segel which he saw and took her and her twin sister out to the comedy awards later that week.
i'm going to make a Gilling video and maybe patrick fugit will see it and reply back to me.
Gilling by kryz-D January 21, 2012

gullying 

A sexual act with very loose definitions and uncertain origin. Accepted to mean the practice of rubbing (male or female) genitals against each other to illicit pleasure.
Guy: 'Did you get laid last night man?'
Guy's friend: 'Nah she wouldn't put out so I just got some gullying.'
gullying by Thefixer31 June 3, 2011

Gullying 

A crazy sport whereby the participants run, tumble and fall down large sand dunes. The sport has a rich history going back over 30 years. Especially popular on the West coast of Northland, New Zealand.
Johnny, are you going to join us for an afternoon of gullying with the boys?
Gullying by Kiwiboiii November 22, 2011
Gillingshire is full of golden palaces with giant gardens full of exotic animals ,
protected by the G.R.A (Gilling Republican Army) and an ultimate rival to the cumberlands
I have a lion pride in my back yard , never see them though...
Gilling by Renbear October 15, 2004
The technique whereby saliva is sprayed directly from the saliva glands under the tongue out through the open mouth. This is usually achieved by first massaging the underside of the tongue with the tip of the tongue to "prep" the glands, then lifting the tip of the tongue towards the roof of the mouth and pushing down and forward with the base of the tongue. When done correctly a jet of saliva can be sprayed a few feet out of the mouth. Having vinegar or lemon juice can help a beginner as it "activates" the saliva glands.
Petey: Yo, what's this wet patch on the back of my head?
Joseph: Lol, Hansel was gilling at you - dude looked like a snake!
Gilling by Lore-Bro June 13, 2016

Gillingham

Where a bunch of chavs hang around and wannabe road men take there shitty Instagram photos thinking there the hardest boys in England. You get the cake face girls that flex there fags and there vodka that they stole. They are too ard. Then you have peacemarsh and wyke where the normal people live:)
“Should we go to Gillingham later?”
“Nah, you might get shanked my the roadmen wannabes”
“Okay g”
Gillingham by truetingsinnitfam November 1, 2019