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Gillingham School

A school situated in Gillingham, Dorset. Not to be confused with Gillingham, Kent, which probably has a much better town.
This school keeps telling it's students that it is infact, "The best school in Dorset" While most of the students are chavs, the teachers attempt to still tell them what to do. They are obsessed with uniforms and recently sent out a notice about ask.fm. Saying it's a dangerous website and they can't track report people. Students often hang out at the local Asda after the school day is over, also realizing their life is failing, they go and find a way to buy alcohol, making Gillingham more of a fail of a place to live.
Stranger 1: What school do you go to?
Stranger 2: Gillingham School Bruv!
Stranger 1: *walks off*

Gillingham School

Gillingham is located in Dorset. There teachers are shit. There students are shit. It’s pretty much a shit whole. Mr Jacobs is a lad and we will forever miss you miss piper. We would not advise you to go to Gillingham School unless you want your kid to turn into an alcoholic.
Gillingham school is a synonym for shit Person 1 :*sees someone from gill*
Person 2 :what you looking at fam

Person 1 : *runs*
Gillingham School by Hugerection October 17, 2019

Gillingham sandhu 

Sandhu is like the God of gillingham he owns the oldest kebab shop in the whole world his kebabs are the pengest munch ever created sandhu himself is the only person who stops gillingham noddy from destroying the universe he doesn't have enough power to kill him outright but can suppress his powers he is like the peace keeper of the universe he is the only pure thing left in this world there is no way to harm this man he is the one true God he only cooks halal as any good man should the beautiful smell of his kebab meat keeps noddy away from his shop it has not been tested but sandhu may have the perfect weapon to end gillingham noddys life by sacrificing one of his peng kebabs to the anti Christ and killing him instantly
Gillingham Sandhu makes peng kebabs bruv am I right
Gillingham sandhu by Bignibs July 3, 2019

Gilling it

Like the term 'killing it' but ten times worse.

To achieve this requires failing in the worst way possible.
- So did you chat that girl up?
- Yeah I asked her if she was into tentacle rape porn
- Dude, you totally gilled it.
- Yeah I'm gilling it
Gilling it by AJTA March 10, 2009

Gillington 

A Pirates of the Caribbean slash pairing featuring James Norrington and Lieutinent Gillette (the one who made the mermaid comment to Elizabeth).
I'm an obsessive Gillington shipper
Gillington by Lady_Yaoi July 30, 2008
Gilling is the act of inserting a raw small to mid sized fish into a vagina or anus with the mouth facing outwards, and having a penis penetrate the mouth for the purposes of intercourse. Often done in an attempt to increase tightness and odour quality.

If there is ejaculate remaining in the fish it is optional to use it in a fish based dish afterwards, like a chowder or stock.
Boy I sure did enjoy gilling the Thompsons daughter the other week.
Gilling by droidroi December 27, 2018