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Trump Finger 

/trəmp 'fiNGɡər/

noun.

An unfortunate hereditary condition in which one's fingers are disproportionately stubby and small like Vienna Sausages.
Donald tried to type "unprecedented" in his Tweet, but his Trump Fingers fat fingered it so that he typed "unpredisdented".

Give 'em the finger 

To raise one's middle finger in a defiant gesture and use the words "FUCK YOU"
If some cunt cuts you off in traffic,and if they are cunts, "GIVE 'EM THE FINGER"
Give 'em the finger by GS71 April 4, 2015

Kid named Finger 

Kid named finger is the alter ego of Mike Ehrmantraut from Breaking Bad

He’s a meme at this point
Kid named finger has a condition where he looks younger as he ages and looks very old as a child.
Kid named Finger by Randomshit_69 August 19, 2022

mister finger 

When you are talking to someone and in mid sentence the other person interrupts you and starts talking about something completely different.
I was talking to my brother about my bad day at work and he mister fingered me and started talking about his new car.
mister finger by jb72 May 30, 2013

ring finger 

The 4th finger, between the middle finger & the pinky finger. On the right hand, it's where an engagement ring is worn. On the left hand it's where the wedding ring is worn.
Supposedly there's a vein from the ring finger directly to the heart! Hence that's where engagement & wedding rings are worn.
ring finger by Starchylde June 6, 2016

Fingerbangitis 

This is the result of over drinking and over fingering. After a long period of fingering the vagina, the fingers and wrist get sore and swollen. Should heal in 3-5 days.
Dude, I fingerbanged this chick so long last night I got fingerbangitis.
Fingerbangitis by I am Wolf June 23, 2014