Fortnitis 

A disease in which one is obsessed with a video game. Derives from the game Fortnite which nobody can stop playing at my school. The only cure is if someone in power bans the infected game.

FORTNITIS CAN BE CONTAGIOUS SO WEAR EARPHONES.

Fortnitis by Noodle- May 28, 2018

Fortyitis 

A medical disease of which the only symptom is compulsive lying. This disease is commonly found in individuals from Rexdale.

Sample statements from a person with fortyitis:

"Man, in Rexdale, I saw a guy get thrown off a building. Body bounced five feet in the air."

"...Woke up the next day at home, and my ma says to me "why's a bootprint on my face?" I told her, "Ma, I got in a fight with a cop."

"This one time, I was takin' out the garbage, and I passed out in the corral. Woke up 40 minutes later.

Fortyitis by 40life December 2, 2009

Fortnitism 

When you obsessed with a game that is supposed to be teens but is played by preteen kids.

I'm pretty fucking hyper for Season 7 my Fortnitism is high rn

Fortnitism by Epic Gay-mes October 14, 2018

Fortnitis 

An inability to sit straight up in one’s chair, resulting from playing too much Fortnite. The diseased appears slouched and hump backed even when not playing the game.

The fifth grade students in the lunchroom appear to have fortnitis.

Fortnitis by PErocks September 22, 2019

Fruitist 

Someone who discriminates against specific fruits and the times and places they can be eaten.

Fruitist is someone who says watermelon can't be eaten for breakfast because it isn't really a morning fruit.

Fruitist by ChefE December 14, 2017

Fruitistical

When something is silly, stupid, annoying, anything you don't like, it's Fruitistical.

Mom: You should wear your red shirt today! It looks so nice on you!

Kid: No mom that shirt is just Fruitistical!

Fruitistical by Birdmamma December 15, 2010

Fortnitis 

Fortnitis is the constant urge to play the game Fortnite, and to post about “ez dubs” on Snapchat.

Oh boy. Looks like Johnny has a case of Fortnitis.

Fortnitis by Webster’s Dictionary June 3, 2018