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donkey fondler 

Trent you are such a donkey fondler. I dont wanna hear about you and Sean's island retreat weekend.

ball fondler 

1st example:
Questionable male: "I went to a ballet last night and it was pretty cool."

Non-questionable male: "What are you a fuckin' ball fondler?"

2nd example: "Rock Hudson was a ball fondler."

turd fondler

1.one who inserts their hand into another's anus.
2. a homosexual man.
3. an idiot or jackass.
That Sid in marketing is a real turd fondler, I'd like to slit his throat.
turd fondler by Dr. Literate September 11, 2008

fern fondler

dude, look at those hippie chicks, they're such fern fondlers
fern fondler by lindsayellen April 2, 2007

Cock fondler

(n) One who feels the urge to constantly stroke the cock; needs to constantly touch cock
Mike N. walks around groping my package, what a cock fondler!Take it Ease!
Cock fondler by upscale December 16, 2007

midget fondler

To handle, caress lovingly, or stroke a midget.
Midget fondler is when a white man gentley strokes a black midget.