Flapinese

Flappy and saggy skinned old people.

"Hey, look at all them flapinese hanging around the gazebo!"

Flapinese by we-take-your-breath-away June 12, 2009

Faxiness 

A certain way of being both useless and also necessary.

A continually flaky and suspect demeanour.
A way of being untrustworthy and hard to pin down.

Gad we got that meeting time and place sorted out without some ongoing faxiness

Faxiness by Pigbrick November 14, 2016

flareness

A race of alien, hailing from a horrible science fiction novel that was introduced on the website "Something Awful." It looks like a raptor with large spikes and has the ability to spit acid. Apparently can survive in absolute zero with no air and enter hyperspace, as it attacks a spaceship while it's in flight.

"The flareness are attacking AAAAHHHH!"

flareness by Ironsoviet April 15, 2007

General Flatness of a Sphere

A remarkable question that no one can answer. Not even your next door asian can solve this.

Dude 1 : What is the General Flatness of a Sphere?
Asian dude : Wow what a good question.
Dude 1 : no.

General Flatness of a Sphere by Burgoined February 26, 2019

Fuckiness 

The smell of your underwear and/or bedsheets the morning after lots of sex.

I can still smell our fuckiness on these sheets even though I've washed them twice!

Fuckiness by Unbearable Muriel November 12, 2010

FlamingEssence 

Some faggot who breathes fire.

FlamingEssence fucked me so hard last night.

FlamingEssence by GeoFaggotness August 15, 2017

Fapiness

Happy + Fappy

The amount of fapiness he presented was overwhelming

Fapiness by ZeroPlatform November 15, 2018