facestalk 

To look at pictures, read profile information, and/or repeatedly check the status of an individual on facebook. This person can range from a good friend to someone who you have never actually met.

I was facestalking, and I found out that girl I met last night has a boyfriend.

facestalk by John Ryan Smith March 30, 2007

FaceSpy 

A Human Resources Facebook lurker who befriends virtual friends of friends for the sole purpose of getting dirt on either an existing employee to terminate them, or a prospective employee to ascertain character quality.

Jack didn't get the job, because a FaceSpy saw his streaking pics from Bay to Breakers.

FaceSpy by hightidetech June 30, 2009

Fakesgiving 

A celebration of Thanksgiving not taking place on the actual holiday. Usually taking place due to some conflict with celebrating Thanksgiving on its respective day.

I went to my moms house for Fakesgiving because I will be spending Thanksgiving with my dad.

Fakesgiving by kellerma November 15, 2009

facesitting goddess 

woman who's favorite past time is to smother unknowing men with her luscious ass

I knew from the moment I met her she was a facesitting goddess

facesitting goddess by anon14 December 20, 2006

Blue faces 

Hundred dollar bill

I got paid today, all blue faces!!

Blue faces by Tacobelldancer January 2, 2018

Faceslacker

Someone who becomes friends with a person, adds them on Facebook, then decides that the friendship can be maintained entirely on Facebook. They do not bother to organize to meet up with this person, sometimes they might not even acknowledge them when they walk past them in the street. Furthermore, they appear on Facebook to be great friends because they write on each others walls.

Person A:"I have 629 Facebook friends!"
Person B: "Wow, you must be getting constantly stopped in the street and chatted to."
Person A: "Meh, not really."
Person B: "You Faceslacker!"
Person C: "You're a cyberwhore. Haha, POKE!"

Faceslacker by wheresmyspacebar? October 24, 2008

big faces

meaning bills like $20,$50,$100 because
of tha big faces

ay homie we got to be makin them big faces

big faces by shadow January 26, 2004