Elmo 

A fury red beast that looks like your mom. Also known as a brainwasher because he brainwashes little kids. Elmo has a HORRIBLE hairline. He is very funny and weighs 69 pounds.

He has a Elmo hairline!

Elmo by Bsnabsbsn February 21, 2017

elmo 

1.bright red sesame street character - pure evil, v.v.v. psychopathic & knows where u live. keep your eyes peeled: he is very short, skinny, with a small rugby ball head & 2 plastic white balls with black dots for eyes - black mouth always hangs slightly open in a very scary way. 2.harmless cute cuddly thng wit freaky movin blanky.

aaaaaaaahh!!! you killed me elmo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
or
awwww, look, it's elmo!!!

elmo by SheWithTheFatCat January 31, 2007

Elmo 

A ruthless killer. Out to get your children. Red and fuzzy in appearance. Usually hangs out on Sesame Street with his posse.

Roses are red
Bow down to your master
The children might run fast
But Elmo, ALWAYS runs faster.

Elmo by GIMOtube February 20, 2022

Elmo 

pronunciation: el-mo

the best character on sesame street. or he was before he got elmo's world.

lalalala, lalalala, elmo's song. lalalala, lalalala, elmo's song. he wrote the music, he wrote the words. that's elmo's song!!!

Elmo by Anonymous April 19, 2003

elmo 

a fuzzy red adorable monster all kids under 7 want to be when they get older

i love seasame street

elmo by Mary April 7, 2005

elmo 

A red puppet that had its own show

This puppet was sent to rehab in 1998 and was released in 2003. He is now on the run from the PoPo and he kills everyone he sees. He is mostly roming around Elmo's World, Massachusetts.

elmo by I am yourworstnightmare101 January 6, 2008

elmo 

(Noun) Slang for an object or person introduced into an environment in order to make that environment more habitable for more stupid children.

Parent: Oh, where's that lovely detailed globe of the world gone, Mrs Klaptrap?

Teacher: Too complicated for suburb kids, so we got an elmo in. It only shows where North America and Iraq are, and later we'll add the ballistic missile trajectory to it once they're up to third grade.

elmo by Coaldrone January 21, 2004