ecclesiotomy 

The removal of religious doctrine from one's noggin.

A conversation between Dr. Jack the agnostic epistemology professor and his student:

Dr. Jack: Roni my dear, have you concluded your ecclesiotomy thesis paper?

Roni: Yes professor! My research has convinced me to move out of the rectory and spread the actual truth.

Dr. Jack: The actual truth?

Roni: Yeah! I can't wait 'till we get to the end of the textbook!

Dr. Jack: Oh dear.

ecclesiotomy by The Shizifist November 9, 2012

eccedentesiast

A person who fakes a smile.

"Quit with that eccedentesiast."

eccedentesiast by iloveyooh! October 22, 2014

Ecclestone 

An ancient Welsh warrior lauded for his prowess in battle as well as his thirst for Irish whiskey and English maidens, and renowned for clog-dancing on the bodies of his dead enemies while reciting poetry.

Has been adapted in the modern vernacular to mean performing feats of manly strength and/or coordination with style while highly intoxicated (dancing, brawling, etc) and then going on to enjoy the spoils of victory (ex. getting laid for said feats).

Pulled a full ecclestone this weekend; drank eight shots of jameson, beat up a bouncer that tried to stop me from jigging on the bar and then got laid by the cocktail waitress. Charges pending.

Ecclestone by 44stone September 10, 2013

eccedentesiast

someone who fakes a smile

Carla's been an eccedentesiast since the break up. "/

eccedentesiast by donttellmewhattodoxx March 9, 2011

Ecclesiastes 

A book in the Bible written by a philosopher who could not understand God's plan. Trapped in his own thoughts he came to the conclusion that life is useless and what we do is useless. "Generations come and go but the world stays the same. The sun still rises in the east, and sets in the west. All the rivers flow to the sea, only to be swept up and start the dreary process all over again. It is useless I say useless." - Ecclesiastes.

Ecclesiastes was a pessimist who had everything he ever wanted but still felt depressed and useless.

Ecclesiastes by Ecclesiastes II January 19, 2019

Ecclestone 

In racing terms; to be punched hard in the nuts by an old but powerful dwarf.

Usually, said punches in the nuts also incur crippling financial losses.

The term Ecclestone can be used when an old but powerful dwarf inserts his fist into another's anus.

"FOTA meets with raging Ecclestone"

"USF1 on shaky legs after Ecclestone debrief"

Ecclestone by the 'hof May 16, 2010

eccedentesiast

A person who hides their feelings behind a smile when all they want to do is cry/scream/die

"She's eccedentesiast. I can see the sadness in her eyes when she smiles"

eccedentesiast by Sad.Kim January 29, 2017