Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"

"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead. by Frauggu March 2, 2017

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first song of the verse "All Star" by "Shrek: The Movie"

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.
ORly bro

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead. by Frauggu March 10, 2017

indian dumb

Your typical bobble-head that pretends to be cool and know everything, but has no common sense and cannot even give a logical answer when asked a simple question.
They think to start bobbling the head indicates a sign of being a genius.

Basically, they take the meaning of dumb to a whole new level.

Did you understand what Ganesh said? Hell, no......!
He had a lot to say, but did not answer my question or even seem to understand what I asked.

Yes, that is normal for them, that is what you call Indian dumb.

indian dumb by LaRoach November 28, 2018

Insta-dumb 

when you pop a pill or take a hit and stare blankly into space while drooling with your mouth open because its so strong it hits you hard.

Friend: "whats wrong with him?"
Me: "he just smoked some strong. It's got homeboy insta-dumb."

Insta-dumb by xTETRODOTOXINx April 9, 2015

Dumbinicans

Mostly feeble-minded, doltish, half-witted group of Hispanics from the Caribbean peninsula of Dominican Republic, who move to either New Jersey, Connecticut or New York to ultimately put up either a Barbershop, Hair Salon or Bodega. Other notorious occupations include driving taxis, buses or any other form of public transportation with complete disregard for the traffic laws of this country.

They are the proud unimaginative creators of the musical genres known as "Bachata" and "Merengue"; an obnoxiously played-out sound that they cannot go 5 minutes without listening to. Most tend to be extremely arrogant, narcissistic and egotistical; especially the younger generation, who spend most of their time smoking hookah, drinking beer with tomato juice and bragging about all the imaginary money they make at their imaginary jobs. The women often have very attractive, voluptuous bodies yet they tend to have bad acne do to all the fried plantain and salami they're diet consists of. They also have a hideous accent that can only be appreciated by the most moronic, ignorant person.

Dumbinican talking: " Oye loco! Que lo que?! Eh diablo pero ete tigere se paso con la vaina esa q escribió en el Diccionario urbano! "

Annoyed person: " This bus driver is so ghetto. Fuckin Dumbinicans."

Dumbinicans by jägerbinginjerzyboy973 November 8, 2014

dumbinant 

A BDSM lifestyle term for an idiot that considers him or herself to be a Dominant of submissives and slaves in the lifestyle.

Wow! That guy is a dumbinant if he thinks he can tell my Dominant's submissives what to do without seeking his permission.

Any idiot that thinks he can make me submit just because he thinks he is a Dominant is really a dumbinant and a jerk

dumbinant by justinSayner January 5, 2009

Dumbinant 

(noun) Male or Female: A wannabe Dominant in the BDSM world, easily identified and laughed at by experienced lifestylers.

A Dumbinant will pretend to know everything. A Dumbinant never takes advice. A Dumbinant thinks that dressing in leather and carrying a flogger confers automatic dominant status toward anyone who identifies as a submissive.

Dumbinant by YourToyBox January 5, 2009