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when you drive like lightning you’re going to crash like thunder 

Slang. Adjective. Whenever you’re driving too fast just like lightning you’re going to crash like thunder. It’s going to be very sudden and violent.
Look at that accident! Yeah I see. What caused it? When you drive like lightning you’re going to crash like thunder. It’s going to be very sudden and violent.

drive it like you stole it 

Drive fast; drive as if you stole the car and the police are after you.
If you are not here in ten minutes, I'm leaving without you. So put the pedal to the metal and drive it like you stole it.
drive it like you stole it by Albert February 15, 2004
Word of the Day on September 14, 2012

drive it like you stole it 

to drive a vehicle faster and more recklessly than it should be driven, acting as if you aren't the one paying for the repairs.
"you drive like my grandma, get on the gas and drive it like you stole it"

plot hole you can drive a truck through 

A plot hole of such immense proportions, that you could drive a proverbial eighteen wheeler through it.
"How did Harry go back in time and save himself, nothing would've happened, he would have lost his soul to the Dementors already, right? I don't get it."
"Magic."
"Really?"
"No. It's just a plot hole you can drive a truck through."

Drive 'er into you 

A Statement proclaiming somebody has either been:
A) Not drinking enough
B) Used as sarcasm in the sense that they are already way too hammered.
Guy: "Come on you pussy drive 'er into you"

you could drive a wooden person crazy 

A midwestern colloquialism meaning that you could even drive a person who had no manner of sensory perception up the wall because you are beyond all natural levels of irritating.
Matthew Lesko could drive a wooden person crazy.