Bullshit to my doorstep 

When a person deliberately brings issues, drama, or emotional baggage to you or your household. Most of the time they want you to interject or help them and that would fall under the category of not your problem.

Don't bring your bullshit to my doorstep!

Bullshit to my doorstep by Castle Enterprises November 24, 2010

snail's doorstep 

I filthy, over used, unwashed vagina, resembling the doorstep of a snail.

Rupert realized the prostitute had not used feminine wipes before his visit after seeing her snail's doorstep

snail's doorstep by Loopydave February 20, 2017

shitted on your own doorstep 

its basically means..you got caught cheating and was foolish to do it so near your locality of where you live..

"i shitted on your own doorstep"-i was in my local bar and who walks in only my nextdoor neighbour nosiest and boring cow in town,who eyes nearly popped out ..caught red-handed smooching another

shitted on your own doorstep by freespirit1986 March 4, 2009

Two-Hand Doorstep Buttslap 

An encouragement for urgency from one partner to the other, administered by placing both hands on the butt-cheeks and applying playful but noticeable strength (Note: the stronger the slap, the greater the urgency).
Typically performed whilst the couple stand giggling at the front door of an apartment, struggling to turn the key.

The motives for this technique can be affectionate, sexual or prosaic.

Not to be confused with a 'One-Hand Doorstep Buttslap'

Sexual -
Guy: "Man, I was so horny and she was taking forever to turn the key"
Guy's buddy: "Two-Hand Doorstep Buttslap usually works"
Guy: "Yeah. And I left my hands there as long as I could. Even though her wriggling meant it took her even longer!"

Prosaic -
Girl: "I was desperate for the bathroom, and he was opening the door like an old man. So I gave him a Two-Hand Doorstep Buttslap, pushed him aside and sprinted past"

Two-Hand Doorstep Buttslap by NorvenMunki September 18, 2013

bag of trash on your doorstep 

Someone is telling you that you are trash!

Why did someone let a bag of trash on your doorstep? Because you're trash!
Someone is telling you that you are trash!

bag of trash on your doorstep by tdoodlethenoodle January 21, 2023

Doorstop Kid 

That one ginger kid that chews on the doorstop.

Doorstop kid stop chewing on the Doorstop

Doorstop Kid by allhailkiwi April 19, 2021

Doorstop 

The act of aiding another male prisoner in a Forced Rape Scenario (FRS) by placing your foot on the back of the rapee's neck and holding him down in an act of courtesy, much like holding a door open for someone.

The new prisoner was being initiated and had to be restrained by another prisoner using the Doorstop method.

Doorstop by Stabillo January 10, 2009