Colgate Dookie 

To have a paste-like bowel movement. Much like Colgate toothpaste. Also, difficult to wipe away the messy aftermath. Prepare to use the whole roll.

Brad: Hey, Connor! Wanna come to Haley's party?

Connor: Sorry bro I can't. I'm stuck on the Shitter with a wicked case of Colgate Dookie!

Brad: That Chinese food tho...

Colgate Dookie by King Votori August 24, 2014

Doomer 

A person with a pessimistic outlook on life. A doomer feels a sense of helplessness and aimlessness and is often stricken with deep despair for life. For a doomer, life is meaningless, and the world is inevitably doomed by humanity's ignorance and greed.

"I've never seen Tom smile or try to be happy in my life, he's such a doomer"

Doomer by BunnyboyCarrot May 11, 2019

Doobie call

A late night summons -- often made via telephone -- to arrange for company to smoke a doobie; a meeting arranged for the purpose of smoking up.

Eddie always says yes to my Doobie calls.

Doobie call by TheIndianGuy November 18, 2014

Spooky Dookie 

Taking a spooky dookie is when one enters a bathroom or restroom with the lights off. You can have no sources of light (ie: Phones, tablets, candles, ect) everything must be pitch black. Then you must procede to take a shit as you normally would, wipe, wash your hands(optional but suggested) and leave. All with the lights off.

Hey man, im gonna go take a spooky dookie ill be right back.

Spooky Dookie by Coolboii September 6, 2017

hear dookie 

listen to this eediat 😂😂😂😂
(they’re chatting a load of waffle)

eediat: don’t make me chef you
me: hear dookie/dooks😂😂

hear dookie by ecnoyeb senoj August 2, 2022

doomerette 

A female doomer

I met a doomerette today, she was wearing all black

doomerette by Rcfoolz April 28, 2019

Doobie

Doobie

noun: doobie; plural noun: doobies
a cannabis cigarette.

Jeff: Don't be cruel and pass me the doobie!

Charles: Share is care bro!

Jeff: Sweet!

Doobie by CannabisKings April 3, 2019