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Disastrophe 

diz-a-stro-fee noun - an experience, person, thing or event that is worse than a disaster and a catastrophe combined.

Origin: from the root words 'disaster' and 'catastrophe'; first used on February 9th 2010 by a four-year old girl to describe her father's nose: "Daddy's nose is turning all red, it is a disastrophe!"

Often misspelled as and confused with "disastrophy" which refers to a trophy wife who has had too much plastic surgery.
1. a mind-boggling mess or tragedy on an epic scale: What is happening in Haiti is a disastrophe.

2. any misfortune, mishap, or failure; fiasco: My blind date was a disastrophe, he spent the whole night hitting on the waitress.

3. a potent mix of tragedy and stupidity; a clusterf@ck, particularly one containing an element of the absurd: The government's handling of the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina was a total disastrophe.

4. a particularly egregious fashion error; a "hot mess": That dress is a complete disastrophe, what were you thinking?!

related words:

disastropic(al) - adjective
disastrophically - adverb

synonyms: misfortune, calamity, tragedy, hot mess.
anonyms: triumph, victory, success.
Disastrophe by domesticgoddess February 9, 2010
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Disastrophe 

Both a disaster and a catastrophe.
Milt's attempt to start a Strip club using only dancers over the age of 60 was a Disastrophe!
Disastrophe by Manolo Cartegeña October 11, 2014

disastrophe 

A misused or misplaced apostrophe
"Many people misuse their aposrtophe's when pluralising words"
disastrophe by CryptoHobes December 5, 2003

disastrophe 

When something's so bad that you can't decide between using disaster or catastrophe
Man, Bieber was such a disastrophe!
disastrophe by crazyastrogirl November 28, 2015

disastrophe 

Combination of the words "disaster" and "catastrophe" designating an extremely grave and tragic event.
Every single decision taken by Donald Trump will likely result in another disastrophe.
disastrophe by bs55 October 15, 2017

Disastrophe 

Adv.: When something goes so wrong that all hell breaks lose and shit gets fucked up
Holy shit, my in- laws are due to be here any minute and my boyfriend took a shit so big it clogged up the toilet and it over flowed. Now there's shit water everywhere! What a DISASTROPHE!!!!!
Disastrophe by B. Calico September 11, 2018

disastrophe 

Something like a catastrophe but 10x worse than a catastrophe
The Lebanon explosion is the biggest disastrophe
disastrophe by Mark1106 May 4, 2023