danny devitoism

The religion of worshipping Danny devito

I just changed from Jewish to Danny devitoism

by Rczyszczon October 12, 2018

DeVitoism

To love and pray to Danny DeVito. Danny DeVito is worshiped as a god-like being because of his unnatural dwarf like stature and comedic genius.

You must devote to DeVitoism

by Adolphin123 November 14, 2018

Devitoism

The religious order which worships the almighty God Danny Devito. It is a known fact that Devitoists own every film starring Danny Devito, even the ones which haven't been made yet.
The Lord Almighty must be prayed to at least 30 times a day, through vigorous sacrificial sessions.
Strict followers of Devitoism are cursed with the extreme power of a Magnum Dong.

Dan: I'm thinking about joining Devitoism.
Mary: Wow! I to am a strict Devitoist.
Greg: Now let us sacrifice that child to the great lord Danny Devito.

by James P. Sullivan October 9, 2019

Devicestation

1. The intentional transfer of human consciousness to a virtual reality caused by reliance on personal electronic devices (PED).

2. The ensuing sense of paranoia, panic and loneliness when PEDs are disconnected for any reason or any length of time from a viable network.

3. The overwhelming depression experienced when one of any number of PEDs is lost, stolen, broken, destroyed or discarded.

The new electronic generation often experiences chronic devicestation.

by CFU June 4, 2015

Cool Devices

Probably the sickest hentai anime ever. EVER. Incest, rape, and shit you wish you could unsee, unhear, unthink, or augment if you're one sick son of a bitch. A top reason for breaking off relations with Japan. Notorious for its provacative nature amongst otakus. But whatever floats your boat, I guess...

What the fuck? Was that enema porn?

OH MY GOD WTF

Wow, Cool Devices is _way_ fucked up. Kinky, though.

by Vash March 12, 2005

Devices and Practices

In cock and ball torture, similar to many other sexual activities, CBT can be performed using toys and devices to make the penis and testicles more easily accessible for attack, or for foreplay purposes.

There are many devices and practices in cock and ball torture.

by 1234567890abcdefghij June 30, 2020

devcism

When some idiot demotes or discriminates against you for not being a specific type of developer.

My boss was practicing devcism when he fired me for not being the best developer he's ever seen.

by Duued February 12, 2021