mind dangled

when you think one thing is going to happen but a completely different thing occurs, or when you have an idea but it turns out to be completely wrong

guy #1: "man look at that chick up ahead she's got a bangin body"

guy #2: "whoa dude.. that's not a chick that is a fuckin dude!"

guy #1: "oh man I got totally mind dangled"

mind dangled by CVdizzle January 22, 2010

Straggle daggle 

A generally unhealthy white trash type individual. Often unemployed, surviving on government assistance, and maintaining several different addictions (food, sugar, alcohol, illegal drugs).

Straggle Daggles never thrive, they merely survive.

Straggle daggle by Vinny the Mick July 3, 2023

Daigled 

(Verb) To be completely and utterly screwed over against all odds.

Everything seems to be going completely fucked for you and you think you cannot be screwed over anymore...then you get screwed over just ONE MORE TIME...This is when you have been Daigled!

Daigled by H-AAA June 23, 2008

waggle daggle

To use the extremity, such as a hand or foot, of a sleeping or otherwise incoherent friend to masturbate or to finish off a masturbatory activity at the end of a hard partying evening.

hey dude I'm sorry but I had to use you for a waggle daggle this nut wasn't gonna bust itself.

waggle daggle by emilionaire September 1, 2010

Dangled Carat 

when someone is led on to think they are getting engaged, a faux engagement

No one deserves to have a dangled carat. He acted like he was going to pop the question but instead he dangled carat. Nothing is worse than a dangled carat

Dangled Carat by Feeling Beachie November 8, 2014

Mc Daggle 

A Slang term for the Fast Food restaurant Mc Donald's. It is neither a positive or negative word for Mc Donalds, it is a neutral slang word.The term has caught on in Canada since its origin in 2001.
Originated in Kingston, Ontario.

Man Im hungry, anyone for a Mc Daggle run?
or

Man, did you see the sweet value picks Mc Daggle has?

Mc Daggle by o0kz0o September 11, 2009

Dangled Up 

A variation of "Hooked Up" which has many meanings, such as the act of being provided with a good or service, something that is of good quality, or a sexual escapade.

Dangle me up with some Newport Menthol Cigarettes.

Damn, that Boat is Dangled Up.

Look at the tits on her, I'd Dangle her up.

Dangled Up by Dr. Cole Kennedy Ziebarth IV September 3, 2007