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cuntwatulated 

cuntwatulated: A generic term referring to vaginal ageing. The female genital area usually warms to it's purpose in the teen years as it officially becomes "pussy", in the late teens to mid twenties it is often referred to as a "puss", "quim" etc. From the early thirties on, words such as "bearded clam", "gash" and "twat" come into play. From the late forties into the mid fifties, often around the time of menopause, the female gential region goes through the change known as "cuntwatulation, and hence, becomes "cuntwatulated"
Mary was growing older, her desire for sex had dwindled since she had become cuntwatulated in her early fifties, but she still felt the need for sex every now and then. Fortunately this could be quickly forgotten by eating a pound of ice cream.
cuntwatulated by Vinter April 22, 2008
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Cuntwater 

1) Douche.
2) That which exhibits properties of douche or has douchelike tendencies.
Nice one cuntwater, try not to kill yourself next time.
Cuntwater by MuleyHimself April 18, 2008

cuntwatica 

a GREAT word me and my mother came up with; used to describe someone being rude or obscene. or just to yell out for no apparent reason. DAMN i love my mother.
you fucking cuntwatica
cuntwatica by chelsea aka TINY October 11, 2008
Some one that always wants their way and will bitch and complain till they get what they want.

communist+twat= comtwat
Great Bob is complaing again. What a comtwat.
comtwat by Dickybitch December 1, 2015
The result of being horny, hungry and lonely. Step one - fuck a potato. Step two - apply man mayonnaise. Step three - serve and enjoy.
"Dude I'm so hungry and horny, but I don't have time for both"
"Dude. Make a cumtato"
cumtato by Rocky Hardon June 28, 2017
To release your semen on the outside of a womans pussy, covering it with sperm.
The womans cum twat was very wet thanks to his ultimant semenal release.
Cum Twat by spy_harder September 24, 2005