Cumputer 

A computer that an individual uses for mostly viewing, storing, buying or selling pornography.

My cumputer had a hardrive failure yesterday due to a virus that I got, most likely trough all the pornography I was watching.

Cumputer by John The Savage February 19, 2015

cumputer 

a computer that fckg cums every time you touch it

awn man my cumputer just cummed

cumputer by invisablez November 3, 2019

cumputer 

An alternative way of saying 'computer'

'Give me ma cumputer, please'

cumputer by TheFifthHour February 22, 2017

Cumputer 

Cumputer -Quote by Adamtcgamer2 on roblox

this is my cumputer room

Cumputer by AwhLollaXx February 19, 2022

Cumputer 

A computer only used for ejaculation.

Yo what do you watch porn on?

A cumputer obviously!

Cumputer by BiggieBig's December 5, 2023

Computer Whiz 

A computer whiz is a person who is an expert with technology, and can often blow some people's minds with their capabilities.

John is such a computer whiz that he even outsmarted me with this windows thing!

Computer Whiz by Bigdirtyjoe May 24, 2019

School Computer 

Either school issued laptops or the computers found in the library and computer labs.

Characteristics of a school computer:

-Trash hardware

-SHIT processor and graphics card, inability to run any games. Even something as simple as Minecraft or Roblox wouldn't start, forget about running anything decent.

-Inability to run even anything, even opening up Microsoft Word might crash the computer.

-Grainy 480p monitor from the 70's

-Extremely strict and unnecessary parental controls. Nearly every site will be blocked even the ones such as YouTube and Agar.io. The parental controls are the only thing on the computer that even works

-A pain in the ass and a bad time. You're better off buying a $500 computer yourself

Person 1: This school computer is trash, It can't even open Minecraft
Person 2: Yeah, let's just save for a real computer.

School Computer by TheExtremeEvoker December 24, 2018