cts 

Come this Side! If anything hot, especially a hot girl, or even a hot car rolls by, and you strongly approve of or would like to get all up in it.

Damn B, this bar has got a lotta cts up in here.

cts by hd diddy June 24, 2006

CTS 

The compulsive urge to "change the subject" even if a conversation, or activity, hits a critical point. At the same time, can also mean "can't talk seriously". Females are more vulnerable to this disorder than any other beings, because of them being more talkative, having a shorter attention span in many occasions, or both. Such a disorder is quite serious, since it also kills the mood for almost any situation.

Guy: "I love you babes."
Girl: "I lo... OMG is that a sale over there?! Let's go!!!"
Guy: "... Honey, we need to get you to a doctor for CTS..."

Guy1: "Dude that babes is HOT!! I bet banging her would be so awesome!!!"
Guy2: "I don't know dude. She looks like she's got CTS."

CTS by hiddenblades November 13, 2010

CTS 

Abbreviation for: Changing The Subject. As used in text messaging, emails, etc.

"Yes, that portion of the requirements meet with our approval.

CTS: How about dinner Saturday?"

CTS by Wolfpack July 31, 2006

cTs 

A cool Christian clan with a lot of nice people and good servers for hl mods.

That cTs server has a lot of people man!

cTs by Molten Lava February 22, 2005

CTS 

Chuckle To Self A Replacement for LOL (Laugh Out Loud) as CTS is more appropriate

I just say John with toilet paper on his foot...Text...>Reply...CTS (Chuckle to self)

CTS by Trionx August 4, 2008

CTS 

"Can't Troubleshoot Shit"

A helpdesk contractor who is incapable of providing even the smallest amount of help with technical related issues.

"Don't CTS today, I need you to work hard."

"Stop CTSing."

CTS by notCTS August 28, 2012

cts 

challenge that shit, in football when a challengeablle play is made

wtf, cts, seahawks!!!!!!!

cts by bman920 September 27, 2011