crump

It is a type of dance, with extremely fast and complicated moves that seem to have no pattern or repition and it is supposed to make you laugh and make you say, "wow". Usually, you are standing around in a group and only one person crumps at a time while everyone watches and laughs.

Check out Jay over there crumping. Do you know how to crump? I can't move that fast. He is so friggin funny.

crump by ms. w January 9, 2006

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crump

The word crump originated from an ancient form of deriving the tastiness factor found within food. Tasty Baggins, a pioneering hobbit fond of food and all things tasty, believed that all food was tasty but that tastiness itself had varied levels of intensity and greatness. It's unknown how the word was created by Tasty, but it is known that Tasty had a heavy hand in it's formation and scalability.

Gandalf and Tasty enjoyed a rather crumptacular lunch.

crump by TBagend January 18, 2011

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Crump

Combine a crap and a dump. It's basically the biggest kind of poop you can take. It was first said by a hispanic male who had too many burritos and a little too much salsa.

I haven't gone to the bathroom for DAYS! I gotta take a crump!

Crump by Valor January 8, 2005