Mini Crullers, or the plural form, Mini Crulli, are a bagged hostess donuts, which coast around 2.99, or in a rare case, they will be on sale for 2 bags for 4 dollars.
If you have never had a Mini Cruller, you a clearly a fuckhead.
John: "Fuck dude, they're all out of Mini Crullers!"
A male or female who after reading the definition of a 'facebook whore' and realising it actually applies to them, then decide, through sheer embarrassment to cull (reduce) the number of friends that they have accrued to a more realistic amount.