crigged

A state of intoxication brought on by the excessive imbibition of alcohol.

Example 1- (verb)
Party Animal 1: man, i got so crigged up last night, I couldn't walk straight.
Party Animal 2: no way man.
Party Animal 1: way.

Example 2- (noun)
Respected Citizen 1: I would describe your current state of mind as that of a crigger, comrade. I say this solely because you are a drunk.
Respected Citizen 2: Nonsense, I've only had a sherry,

crigged by Harvey Berkley February 27, 2009

Craiggers 

Hookers or escorts from the Exotic section of craigslist. Often enjoy doing blow with clients, and getting gang banged

After some pinchies, we went and got some craiggers.

Craiggers by pinchyheads October 21, 2010

Craiggedy-Ann 

When the Captain, your boss, is screwing the secretary and she's on the rag; he pulls out, and gives her a mushroom stamp on either cheek, hence; a Craiggedy-Ann, and then she laughs hysterically like the laugh whore she is!

Person 1: Now what is the secretary laughing at?

Person 2: The Captain just gave her a Craiggedy-Ann, she is such a freakin laugh whore!

Craiggedy-Ann by r-dog October 19, 2006

Craiged 

Losing ones high-paying, high-profile job after getting caught trying to seduce an undercover cop in a bathroom.

Mike was craiged from his VP job after that airport bathroom sting operation.

Craiged by jrod147 March 11, 2008

Craiged 

craiged means extremely drunk or hungover. The next stage after drunk.

Gosh I was so craiged last night

Craiged by Craigedmaster June 17, 2018

Craiged 

To transfer someone's own panic on to another, causing flapping.

I was already stressed and then he Craiged me!

Craiged by Mamma fun sponge October 6, 2020

craggedy 

a nasty weathered cranky cunt.

girl 1: “i visited my nan in the nursing home and fuck there were some craggedy people in there”
girl 2: “ew can they just die already”

craggedy by grippysocks April 1, 2023