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"Cookie" jar 

That blue box that has delicious cookies on the lid but when you open it you find no cookies, just sewing supplies.
"Man, my grandma has, like, 3 separate "cookie" jars and when I find them I always get hyped for nothing"
"Cookie" jar by Hey boss November 30, 2016

Cookie jar prostitute 

A woman who does anything sexual for the crumbs on the bottom of a cookie jar.
Man she is a cheap ass cookie jar prostitute.

cookie jar money

Money made via male prostitution specifically eating a woman's cookie.
Randy: Hey Jim are you still going to the bar with us tonight?

Jim: That's right Randers I just got myself a little cookie jar money.
cookie jar money by Mitties September 26, 2017

dip in the cookie jar 

To stick your hand into a girls asshole
I just want to dip in the cookie jar

caught with his hand in the cookie jar

Seen by somebody while trying to take a thing that he/she was not entitled to.
"Uncle Joe got caught with his hand in the cookie jar while trying to grab a toy intended for the kids".

hand in the cookie jar 

When you are in the act of coitus and a guy or girl (because it could go both way) sticks their hand into the girls' vagina for the pleasure of the girl. Similar to fingering
1. Sebastian "Dudeee, last night I was with this fox and I stuck my hand in the cookie jar" ;)

2. Bianca "Hey girlyyyy, last night I was with this HOTTT guy and he stuck his hand in the cookie jar!"