Verbal constipation 

Verbal constipation is when you have a lot on your mind to say but you ether don't have the courage to say it or simply choose not to. Verbal constipation when pent up can cause depression, stress, anger and self doubt ETC.

Shane: Hey did Alex ever get that stuff off his chest to Danielle?

Josiah: No he has verbal constipation man... He haven't said a word and he is really down on himself.

Verbal constipation by Oglefro August 1, 2013

mental constipation 

An inability to articulate one's thoughts or ideas, resulting in significant psychological distress and frustration.

Typically, this form of cognitive impaction is self-resolving. However, in cases where productive interchange with the afflicted is urgently needed, a deadline may be administered; indeed, this has proven to be one of the most effective treatments for stubborn cases of mental constipation.

Mark: "So, you know, it's like... uh, er... damn, you know, that, uh... thing!"
Dave: "Yeesh. It's too bad that they don't make a laxative for mental constipation!"

mental constipation by Joshua B. Wright April 5, 2004

cerebral constipation 

The act of completely forgetting the name of an actor, song, book, movie or name of anything that one is generally familiar with. The "on-the-tip-of-my-tongue" phenomenon. The 'mind-burp' is the moment of relief, the actual recall. i.e., "Aha! I got it! I remember!"

The movie buff had a bad case of "cerebral constipation" as he choked under pressure when the cute waitress asked him for the name of his favorite romantic comedy.

cerebral constipation by ZonaCat Hansen June 28, 2008

constipation rock 

The "musical" genre in which the lead vocalist or singer sounds as though they are straining to make a huge shit, which ironically is often what their music is.

-Did you buy the new constipation rock album by Nickelback?
-No. I'm a self-respecting human being.

constipation rock by Jeff in Austin September 17, 2012

Constipation Handle Bars 

Handles found in public washroom stalls to aid in defecation when dietary/stress factors make it an arduous task.

"I had to shit so bad, I ripped those constipation handle bars right out of the wall"

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"What are those, constipation bars?"
"Dude, they're for the handicapped..."

Constipation Handle Bars by LeTigra February 10, 2009

Atlanta Urinal Constipation

An alternate name for the Atlanta Journal-Constitution.

Cynthia Tucker is a columnist for the Atlanta Urinal Constipation.

Atlanta Urinal Constipation by Spicy Joker September 22, 2009

Constipation 

The act of not being able to squeeze a terd out it is probably just as bad as having a baby, results in horrible cramps, possible infection, and even sometimes the need of having something stuck up your ass.

I once was extremely constipated and didnt poop for a week and nothing would work, no enemas, supositories, laxatives, nothing.... so what they did was bring me to the hospital, stuck a tube down my nose in to my stomach and pumped an unbelievable ammount of laaxative in to me... 4 liters. I shat for 12 hours and after all the poo was clear i shat water wow what a fun time.

Constipation by APfromMSP April 30, 2005