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two legged conscience 

Having another person in your life that helps you with your decision making till your own conscience skills developed . Usually this development of your own conscience will never occur according to the two legged conscience. Usually a wife friend or other helpful person qualifies as a two legged conscience. Poor results from behavior according to what your sense of right and wrong tells you is right denotes a need for a two legged conscience.

A two legged conscience will assist you in freely feeling shame when you do something immoral;
Pat a two legged conscience reminded Bob that he has no conscience about his habits"
A two legged conscience is needed when you are not able to adher to ethical or moral principles; you demonstrae a base, degrading way of life . Participate in dishonorable unethical practices usually causing immense fun and joy with a result of a total lack of guilt.
If Dick had a two legged conscience he would be alive today. Dick not having a two legged conscience developed a life style that He enjoyed but killed him. Poor individual decision making . Staying out for one more for the road. Not responsible to any higher authority.
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Canine-conscience

The part of your mind that makes you feel guilty for shouting at the dog.
This is a classic example of canine-conscience;

Guy-You naughty boy!!! You've P**sed all over the bed. Hmm was I too hard on him there?
Canine-conscience by KEJIAN February 26, 2009

Conscience Dreaming

The dreams you have when you are bat shit crazy, possibly just before you gun down a crowd at the Safeway, start a new currency or a new language for crazy people.
Jared Loughner said about Conscience dreaming, "In conclusion, my ambition - is for informing literate dreamers about a new currency; in a few days, you know I'm conscience dreaming! Thank you!"

voting your conscience 

A novel concept, especially in the context of this current impeachment inquiry, that is often not chosen by Senators and Representatives due to disabling fear of either not being re-elected by their constituents or reprisals on the part of the Mobster in Chief should he be re-elected for a second term.
Senator, have you thought about the possibility of voting your conscience as an act of true leadership?

conscience 

One's moral sense of what is right or wrong, and especially how it affects one's behavior. One's moral compass.
However much that I wanted to vegetate and indulge myself while the cleaners cleaned my house, my conscience tugged at my mind, telling me to keep busy and see if they needed anything.

A small minority of people are born without a conscience and a similar number of people never develop one. Psychopaths are those born without a conscience and most sociopaths are not given a chance to develop theirs. And hence they are not bothered or remorseful about their antisocial behavior.
conscience by Lorelili July 28, 2011

guilty conscience 

A feeling you get when someone has called your bluff.

When you feel ill and sick to your stomach because you are the cause of a hurtful situation. You try to deny it to yourself but that feeling won't let you.
So, you go shopping with your friend, then go home and talk shit about them to your mate. Then your mate repeats what happened shopping, word for word to another friend and that friend then goes back and tells. BUSTED!! You should have a guilty conscience!
guilty conscience by Heatherdog December 23, 2009

guilty conscience 

When someone is so defensive about something being true/false, that it is obvious that they want the opposite.
Dan: LOL you have a crush on Kyle, don't you Erica?

Erica: NO! What are you talking about! That's the stupidest thing I have ever heard! Kyle is the last person i would ever like, EVER! He is definitely NOT the cutest boy I have seen in my life, and I definitely do NOT want him in my pants!

Dan: Tsk Tsk *waves finger*. does someone have a guilty conscience?
guilty conscience by Lateonalto February 17, 2009