vagina conquistador 

one who conquers, either sporadically or on a regular basis, vagina.

Jerry is a vagina conquistador in his own right.

vagina conquistador by C. Diddy September 20, 2006

Conquistadoring 

The act of charging at and object or person, striking a Captain Morgan pose and masturbating until you ejaculate all over the object/person and then claiming said object/person as your own.

"Hey I heard Jeff was conquistadoring last night?"
"Yeah he totally ran up to Megs couch, whipped out his cock and jizzed all over it, then took it home with him."
"What a bro"

Conquistadoring by GxSplinter May 19, 2013

Dirty Conquistador

The goatee that forms on one's chin from eating out a stubbly vagina over a child's toilet with no water in it while the girl is having explosive diarrhea. The poop is black from drinking an entire bottle of Pepto and poo and gas are expelled so forcefully that they splash up onto the man's chin.

As the diarrhea fumes billowed up from betwixt his maiden's legs, he began to feel a dirty conquistador forming on his chin.

Dirty Conquistador by Melanoma April 4, 2010

anal conquistador

One who ventures into ass holes which no one else will go.

this has been used for a long time before sept 2nd, and definately not in lewiston.

Dalton travelled down Rosie O'Donnell's hershey highway last night.

Holy hell what an anal conquistador.

anal conquistador by Belly626 September 17, 2006

Backdoor conquistador 

Derogatory slang for "gay". See fudge-packer or ass bandit.

Someone told me Bruce was a backdoor conquistador.

The Giants are a bunch of backdoor conquistadors.

Backdoor conquistador by Mercury1 August 8, 2005

Horny Little Conquistador 

Spanish version of little man with the helmet

"The cockgobbling putah almost bit off the Horny Little Conquistador"

Horny Little Conquistador by Dornatio May 29, 2003

Conquistador Pua 

A famous pick up artist from London who has cracked the nightclub code.

Holly: I meet this guy last night in West End and he was very different from others.
Alicja: In what way??
Holly: Well we ended up taking about visual arts and being in love for the first time.
Alicja: I think you were hit on by the Conquistador Pua

Conquistador Pua by waitress who hates her job April 26, 2012