coital wave 

A short period of time where two monogamous lovers have far more sex than usual

She just came off of her period and he has to leave on a business trip next week, if they don't have a coital wave in that bedroom they should just break up.

coital wave by Pool Toledo February 22, 2018

coital canal 

The vagina

I had a great meal at the coital canal

coital canal by Trmonahan March 11, 2018

coital stretch

The act of lengthening muscles during penetration.

After a hard workout in the gym, loosen up with a partner doing some coital stretching

coital stretch by Beckyyyyyyy February 14, 2014

Coital Commentator 

(1) a sexual braggart, usually male, who feels compelled to offer commentary on their sexual performance

(a) the commentary can be pre-, during, and post-coitus

(2) it often goes hand in hand with bedroom Fiction on the Fly

"The guy was cute but he was another of those coital commentators. I had to hit the mental snooze button a few times."

"It wasn't enough that he was a lousy lovemaker; this coital commentator had to describe it like he were the horse and I was Catherine the Great."

"It felt like Monday Night Football. Sex may be a game of inches but the coital commentary was bugging me."

Coital Commentator by Marcus Antonius July 27, 2009

coital clearance 

Saying "sexy time is on" w/o using words.

In a bar...
girl : wink! wink!

dude1 : dude! did you see that?!
dude2: damn! thats my coital clearance bro!

coital clearance by etomack`girl July 27, 2010

Post Coital Niggalation 

The aftermath emotional state after a meaningful ten minute relationship culminating in a vigorous and twat stretching bunk up from a male of the Sambo persuation, possibly spawning niglets 9 months later. For example, Tyrone Thundercock, OG T-Dog or Tyreese Longschlong (or multiples there of) unleashing their "twelve inches a slave-ness" upon a usually drunk white/hispanic/asian lady down a dark alley or behind a 7/11 after a night out.

Becky: OMG, Stacy. I just got boned by Twelve inches a slave Tyreese! After he left me in a sloppy head I had a real Post Coital Niggalation....
Stacy: you never learn though, do you?!

Post Coital Niggalation by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 2, 2021

Post coital glow (PCG) 

After coitus glow from the rush of blood to one's face. A sense of satiation after an overtly unreal orgasm(s).

Dude, the only reason she finds him hot is because of his post coital glow (PCG).

High Priestess: Jesus might be all that, but he got the post coital glow(PCG) going for him at the the *last supper*.

Post coital glow (PCG) by nuclearcabbage September 11, 2023