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Dude, Will is so cockified. He cannot stop talking about how good he is at swimming.
Cockified by mr clutch July 19, 2011

hockupied 

The inability to lead a freewheeling lifestyle due to obligations to a child’s hockey team/academy/training session.
Hey Tom and Jenny, are you able to come to our party or are you hockupied?
hockupied by Tonka wood chuck February 12, 2023

cockpiece 

a jewel encrested or otherwise extravagent exterior shell worn over the penis. Not a dildo.
"Hey dude check out my cockpiece."
cockpiece by Metalocolypse March 21, 2007

cockpiece 

your dick, when you are holding onto it with one hand, like it was a gun or an implement of destruction and aiming it at an orifice waiting to be violated.
I took my cockpiece out and jammed it directly into my girlfriend's swollen cock throat without hesitation. She's a whore.
cockpiece by infiniti August 15, 2003

rockupied 

(Rock-you-pied)When someone is occupying in a rocking or awesome manner, i.e. microphone, dancefloor, guitar
Fred "Dan can i use your guitar, i tottally wont brake it"
Dan "Dude its kinda rockupied
rockupied by Alex Coulson November 4, 2007

Cockuppied 

When a girl's vagina is taken by her boyfriend's cock and is not having sex with anyone else. Normally she'll always be with her boyfriend and has no time for her friends. She is occupied by her boyfriend, aka, cockuppied.
I really fancy Lynn.. ju think I have a chance?

No man, she's cockuppied
Cockuppied by nyawww February 26, 2011