Cockpedo

A guy who is a solid friend and will stick by your side unless there is even the slightest, most remote chance he will score with a chick and then he homes on the chick like a torpedo after a target. He's unstoppable and will ditch all his friends for even the slightest chance of getting laid. Expect to get ditched for the big game, ditched when he's supposed to give you a ride to get new kicks at the mall or help fixing your car.

I really like Derek but he's a total cockpedo, even tried to bang my ex-girlfriend when he was supposed to be my best man.

Cockpedo by robsbemmer December 5, 2014

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Cockiedoodiepishie

1. noun: (usually followed by "time"): A time in one's life/day where logic and rational thinking are replaced by crazy behavior.
2. verb: The act having been crazy, usually out of character.

Noun: Don't worry about Yehuda's behavior, it's his cockiedoodiepishie time.

Verb: Yehuda is going to cockiedoodiepishie himself right out of school.

Cockiedoodiepishie by Just a regular Yid July 10, 2022

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cockedout

verb: A state of suffocation by dick sucking. Hyperventilation, blue in the face, and unconsciousness are very common symptoms, and it occurs very quickly. Tips for if this should occur.
Men: Try to restart her heart by pounding your cock on her chest.
Women: Hope your man is competent enough to save you or else you have been defeated by dick.

That girl totally got cockedout by that cowboy and she almost died but then regained consciousness.

cockedout by awesomeoamzin April 24, 2011

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cockledoubledodo

when your mom catches you on fortnite and she says pause the game but you cant because its a live game so you sayyyyyy cockledoubledodo!!!!!!!

pause the the game dinners readyyyyyy!!!!

me:shut up mom i cant pause the game cockledoubledodo

cockledoubledodo by DR.SUESS:)- October 6, 2022

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Cockledoodledoo

A term coined by Synth Synthitect Synthellius the Sirth (alternatively known as Syn Synthitecture Synthellius Synantrum Synallicues)

it mean hello

Syn - "cockledoodledoo"
Noze - "Fuck you"
Mtre - "I am going to go buy more Gunplas."

Cockledoodledoo by htnys February 18, 2026

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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