Cockpedo

A guy who is a solid friend and will stick by your side unless there is even the slightest, most remote chance he will score with a chick and then he homes on the chick like a torpedo after a target. He's unstoppable and will ditch all his friends for even the slightest chance of getting laid. Expect to get ditched for the big game, ditched when he's supposed to give you a ride to get new kicks at the mall or help fixing your car.

I really like Derek but he's a total cockpedo, even tried to bang my ex-girlfriend when he was supposed to be my best man.

Cockpedo by robsbemmer December 5, 2014

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Cockiedoodiepishie

1. noun: (usually followed by "time"): A time in one's life/day where logic and rational thinking are replaced by crazy behavior.
2. verb: The act having been crazy, usually out of character.

Noun: Don't worry about Yehuda's behavior, it's his cockiedoodiepishie time.

Verb: Yehuda is going to cockiedoodiepishie himself right out of school.

Cockiedoodiepishie by Just a regular Yid July 10, 2022

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cockedout

verb: A state of suffocation by dick sucking. Hyperventilation, blue in the face, and unconsciousness are very common symptoms, and it occurs very quickly. Tips for if this should occur.
Men: Try to restart her heart by pounding your cock on her chest.
Women: Hope your man is competent enough to save you or else you have been defeated by dick.

That girl totally got cockedout by that cowboy and she almost died but then regained consciousness.

cockedout by awesomeoamzin April 24, 2011

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cockledoubledodo

when your mom catches you on fortnite and she says pause the game but you cant because its a live game so you sayyyyyy cockledoubledodo!!!!!!!

pause the the game dinners readyyyyyy!!!!

me:shut up mom i cant pause the game cockledoubledodo

cockledoubledodo by DR.SUESS:)- October 6, 2022

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Cockledoodledoo

A term coined by Synth Synthitect Synthellius the Sirth (alternatively known as Syn Synthitecture Synthellius Synantrum Synallicues)

it mean hello

Syn - "cockledoodledoo"
Noze - "Fuck you"
Mtre - "I am going to go buy more Gunplas."

Cockledoodledoo by htnys February 18, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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