Carni -cooties 

Carni-cooties is after you leave the County Fair or State Fair the creepy feelings you have on your skin. Knowing that you touched the same thing as a carni worker or the freaks that only come outside once a year to go to the fair.

#1 - I feel like there are ticks crawling all over my skin after leaving the fair, it must be the carni -cooties.

#2 - Maddie, DON"T TOUCH ANYTHING UNTIL AFTER YOU HAVE WASHED YOU HANDS 5 TIMES!!!!! I think we got some carni-cooties on us.

Carni -cooties by Mitchell man August 2, 2009

The Booty Cooties 

HIV/AIDS, but only the cases which were contracted via anal intercourse.

Did Charlie Sheen catch the booty cooties?

Nah man, I 'm pretty sure Charlie is winning in a different way...that dude got the needle cooties.

The Booty Cooties by Lârry Dângüs, esq. September 15, 2019

Pak Chooie Unf 

Code programmed into and executed by space robots, usually the pusher or shover models. Often spoken aloud by said robots, often reduced to simply "Pak Chooie".

"PAK CHOOIE UNF
I am a Pusher Robot.
DATA: To start fires
TARGET: Grandmother
DATA: Lies
PAK CHOOIE UNF"

Pak Chooie Unf by Deomatrumus November 10, 2008

Cootie Cat 

Punani; pumtang; vagina

Eff you Tyrone, you ain’t gettin no more of this cootie cat

Cootie Cat by Coodie Cat July 12, 2018

chookie edinburgh 

The Duke of Edinburgh

Chookie Edinburgh is an inbred moron!

chookie edinburgh by Anonymous March 13, 2003

Nigga cootie war 

Refers to nigga cootie war, from the famous kpop song singing Korean that sounds "nigga cootie war, poggers butthole".

This is a way of using the n word without getting criticized since you can just say you are speaking Korean, but really you are just saying the n word. Nigga just means "you are" in Korean.

If you use it enough, your friend might join you to sing "poggers butthole". Which is the sequel of this amazing sentence and you and your friends can get away with anything ;)

Joe: "OMFG you suck at this game lol"
Bill: "Nigga cootie war .... (sings it)"
Joe: "ay wtf you cant say that"
Bill: "wdym im just speaking Korean"

Nigga cootie war by joe is ur mama November 25, 2021

Magic Cooties 

A term used to describe a virus with arbitrary and sometimes politically expedient properties. For example, UV light doesn't affect it somehow, but six feet of distance devastates it....sometimes.

Person 1. Why can't I go to school, but we can go to WalMart?
Person 2. Because them Magic Cooties be magical.

Magic Cooties by Pineal September 2, 2020