No Chance, Bro 

The arbitrary response when a male accomplice talks about, or even merely refers to, your sister. Often, the one that mentioned her gets cut off mid-sentence, the other not even caring about the remaining sentence.

"Hey dude, isn't that your sis--"
"No chance, bro."
"Huh?"

"Man, your dad just called your sister had a car cr--"
"No chance, bro."
"Hell is wrong with you, boy?!"

No Chance, Bro by Chiggaman January 7, 2009

Candela

The name of a beautiful angel, an angel that brings love and hope.
Bright as the sunshine and adorable as a birb, we indeed are blessed for her presence.
Someone that has this name is stronger than she thinks, filled with passion for art and talented!

Thank you for blessing us Candela~

Candela by sweetbirb September 13, 2017

Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier 

Someone slow, dimwitted or stupid - another way of saying "Not the sharpest knife in the drawer". Also, someone who stands out in a crowd as being particularly unintelligent.

Marisa: Why does Eric even bother talking in class - he has no idea what he's talking about.

Michael: What do you expect? I mean he's not the brightest bulb in the chandelier!

Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier by SpencerDuhm March 15, 2009

Chance The Trapper 

Youtuber and streamer Who Has a Snapchat Account where He Post the most Elite Memes on his snapchat account Chance_Greatnes , Going there will most likely cure all your depression.

Yo you see those new "Chance The Trapper memes".

Chance The Trapper by James The Memer July 29, 2019

candelaria 

a latina woman who will stop at nothing. A sweet, loving girl who will turn your life upside down. They are the most heartfelt women you will ever encounter.

- probably Argentinian

You´re dating a Candelaria? damn, you´re really lucky.

candelaria by angstychick February 10, 2019

Chadette 

a female chad

What a Chadette!
Oh my god shes such a Chadette!

Chadette by imnotwearingahat December 29, 2020

Candela

Candela is a very strong woman. Like, she can split a log with her arms if she is angry, but the truth is that she's very soft and full of love. She also stresses easily and starts singing and dancing for no reason. Take care of your friend Candela because she is a very good person. The best uwu

Omg, this is Candela (Ita) in branch

This rice pudding needs more Can(d) ela

Candela by MIAUUUUUUUUU January 31, 2020