School Chairs 

The place where you sit for 99% of your Childhood. An alternative to Sandpaper. The smooth side is on the back the rough side is where your ass goes. The backs are shaped like a fucking U which will ruib your back for years to come.

Teacher: Why have you taken your blazer off?

Stundent: Because my ass hurts from these fucking School Chairs so I have to cover it.

School Chairs by Somebodythatiusedtoknow. April 2, 2020

im out like a deaf kid in musical chairs 

to leave, pass out, good bye

"you leavin bro?" "yeah im out like a deaf kid in musical chairs, peace"

im out like a deaf kid in musical chairs by Dan February 7, 2003

chaire

A utensil that assist the opposite of standing - sitting
A weaul is in close relation to a chaire

Explorer: WE HAVE FOUND A SACRED TABLET FROM THE GREAT ANCIENTS
Historian: Chaire balls lmao weaul nugget
Explorer: ...sir please this is important
Historian: Chaire.

chaire by bowgart consumer November 17, 2022

Chairsoft 

Airsofters who spend more time at home working on their gear/weapons than playing on the field. Basically everyone.

Also a moniker for a person with a bad reputation who spend all their time on airsoft forums claiming they know everything.

"The best thing about airsoft is browsing the Internet for new gear and weapons. It's called Chairsofting!"

or

"Are you coming to the game on Sunday?"
"No my gun's broken, I'll just stay home and chairsoft."

or

"That wise-ass, he think he knows everything. He's such a fucking Chairsofter."

Chairsoft by Wrim June 29, 2014

sell chairs 

When a wrestler pretends to be hurt by being hit with a chair. To pretend pain from any Pro Wrestling attack, you are "selling" the attack

Al Snow doesn't sell chairs, he makes his opponents look ridiculous in doing so.

sell chairs by Dave Sirus April 3, 2005

Throwing Chairs 

to talk trash about a friend or aquaintance, to publicly denounce or disrespect. When throwing shade it's immediately obvious to on-lookers that the thrower, and not the throwee, is the bitcy, uncool one.

"Jon, are you throwing chairs?"

Throwing Chairs by Contextyo'know December 4, 2017

Rearranging the deck chairs on the titanic 

This is a situation when someone tries to futilly reform the way things are done in a failing system.

The consolidation of domestic agency intelligence under the banner of "Homeland Security" is nothing more than Rearranging the Deck Chairs on the Titanic.

Rearranging the deck chairs on the titanic by R. Kemp December 13, 2004