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catfished 

To be told something by someone when they are aware that it is not the truth.

Told the truth is something when it is actually something else.
“ Hey girl i swear i didn’t eat the last olive “

*watches a video tape of her eating the last olive

her “ omg you catfished me !!”
catfished by oolala22 October 12, 2019

Catfished 

When your looking for pussy but only find something fishy.
Billy went on a date dressed real fancy, spent a lot of money and had a condom in his wallet. Sadly he got catfished and came home with less money and condom still unopened.
Catfished by Dirtsquirll August 15, 2025

catfished by the cloud bots 

Several cloud bots, often from through the interaction of several different Tech subcontracting organizations or search engine optimization, gives an illusion of an active meet-up group in a locale.
"I went to the meetups, yet I was catfished by the cloud bots."

Checkout Catfished 

When you get behind someone with few groceries in line and someone else comes along and says "I'm with them" and piles a bunch more groceries on. You saw a glimpse of one shopper, but what you got once you were in line was something entirely different.
"Aww man, that lady just jumped in with a whole other cart"
" Checkout Catfished ..."
"Yup"

puppy catfished 

The heinous act of adding a selfie of you and someone else’s puppy to your dating profile.
“Wow, your labradoodle is really cute. What’s her name?”
“Thanks, her name is chastity she’s actually my ex-brother in law’s dog”
“Did you jut puppy catfished me?”
puppy catfished by JW97545 April 29, 2021