carve out 

to fuck the shit out of someone

Q: How did your date go?
A: I carved her out proper.

carve out by vankman November 30, 2004

Carve That Possum 

An alternate way of saying "do it" or "get it done" in the southern area of the U.S.A.

Dates back to the time of bluegrass artist Uncle Dave Macon.

Bill: I need to study for this test!
Dave: Carve That Possum, boy! Git you an A+!

Carve That Possum by Tarsier587 May 28, 2011

carve a pumpkin 

have sex

I went over to his/her apartment last night to carve a pumpkin.

carve a pumpkin by sillyrabbit123456 October 20, 2010

Carve some soap 

This is a very common euphemism for female masturbation. Due to all the gouging, long strokes, and various tools involved in carving soap, this activity makes the perfect euphemism for masturbation.

Synonyms: Flick the bean, strum the guitar, tune my ukulele ...etc

Sally: okay babe thanks for the chat, I'm gonna go carve some soap now!

Heather: ooh, have fun! ;)

Carve some soap by Khran December 15, 2016

Carve the turkey 

verb used to describe when a man thrusts his penis into a very wet and juicy pussey.

I got to "carve the turkey" last night, then I went in for seconds!

Carve the turkey by Carve a turkey October 30, 2014

carve up 

To play a practical joke on someone. yet another Bogan saying from the Rugby League loving Australians.

a) Lets send your dad to get his Johnson smoked at the local brothel.

b) OK, but it would be alot funnier if he got smoked by an Asian ladyboy. Even better if he only found out she was a ladyboy after he blew!

a) That would be a carve up.

b) It would be a deadset gee up.

a) true story talk about having to man up.

carve up by jango fett August 16, 2006

Carve some turkeys 

When a car parked at a store on Thanksgivng day is keyed with the letter "T" to protest stores being open on Thanksgiving.

They went to go carve some turkeys.

Carve some turkeys by Gobblegobble November 27, 2013