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carpet muncher

Someone, usually female, that likes performing oral sex on other women

Carpet Muncher

1)Term used for lesbians
2)One who likes to eat pussy
Carpet Muncher by lesbian lingo October 17, 2008

carpet muncher

slang term used to describe a lesbian or bisexual women. highly offensive to the gay community.
Yo man, I heard Brittany Hubble is a carpet muncher!
carpet muncher by Ryan974 July 23, 2007

carpet muncher

someone, particularly a lesbian who performs oral sex on a hairy pussy.
my mom said if you want to become a lesbian, you have to lick carpet - south park s1 ep11 refers to the term carpet muncher
carpet muncher by imsokoolllll October 3, 2023

carpet muncher

The act of a lesbian performing oral sex on another female,

isabella
Joe: omg isabellas soo hot!
Dan: Dude, give up! She's a carpet muncher
carpet muncher by Test Sicles February 10, 2009

carpet muncher

A man or woman who partakes in the delicacy also known as eating out. A cunt chomper. A muff diver. One who engages in cunnilingus.
Scott: "So did you do Beth last night?"
Max: "Do her, I had her for a late nite snack, breakfast, mid-morning treat, lunch and dinner! Literally!!. I ate her out for hours until my cheeks were red from her puss oil. I would have to say that I am a serious carpet muncher guy, I couldn't get enough."
Scott: "Sounds great, too bad I blew in her before you met up with her dude!"
carpet muncher by psiscott April 26, 2006