Carpet 

Creature, usually of the canine variety, who sits on the back seat of the vehicle travelling in front of you with his head sticking out of the window so that his dribble gets blown onto your windscreen.

Specially cultivated at factories owned by Ford and given away to every 100th buyer.

SPECIAL SALE!! Free carpet with all new models sold today!

Carpet by Eric The Read September 9, 2010

carpet 

a term used only by pro stoners to describe the marijuana consistency when building a joint to ensure that there is an even application of green, so the good stuff isn't all concentrated in on particular area.

Stoner1:'that joint had a nice even carpet'.

Stoner2:'I know, i'm completely fucked'.

Stoner1:'Me too'

Stoner2:'Shall we roll another?'

carpet by Ramona Sanchez November 10, 2008

carpet 

modern day drug dealers terms for £300

i'd say thats worth a carpet

carpet by ashley clarke May 20, 2008

carpet 

1: A furry lump which can be trod on, peed on, or burnt.
2: A girl has a whole helluva lotta bush underneath her panties.

1: ooooh look a carpet *yoink*
2: yo dude last night i was gonna finger megan but then i put my hand down and it was like WOAH carpet!

carpet by pigdog312 January 18, 2007

carpet 

Hipster slang for lesbian.

Dude! I mistook that carpet for a man!

carpet by shizzle_bot January 18, 2007

carpet 

a person with an exceesive amount of body hair, mainly in the chest area. this person tends to think they have a nice body and may take there shirt off with no notice, beware of this and be prepared to run and puke.

oh great, here comes the carpet again
yo Carpet button your shirt up, i think i'm gonna puke
Yo Carpet, Shave that shit im gettin a friction-burn just looking at you

carpet by Cassius January 18, 2007

Carpet 

When someone's arms, legs or body are absurdly covered in hair

Man I was walking downtown yesterday and I saw this guy. Man his legs were CARPETS! So much hair they'll be considered carpets!

Carpet by BraeBlake December 11, 2015