food canoes

floating human feces

And, thats what happened. I shat standing up in the Carribbean Ocean while flirting and hugging a naked hot girl. The funny thing about pooping in the ocean is that crap floats. I could feel the turds tugging up when they were still attached, and every time I cut free a candy bar it floated to the surface. This is when I would push her or tackle her. I was herding her against the current of my fleet of food canoes.

food canoes by Torgo Rouzdouer May 27, 2008

capeesh? 

Do you understand? From the Italian

I'm the boss here, asshole. Capeesh?

capeesh? by cornholio October 4, 2003

canes

if something hurts, it canes.

"I have a back ache, it really canes."

canes by Dan Knowles February 28, 2008

canessa 

A person who is litty often has good qualities. She can encourage the person by pointing out his or her good qualities. Her strengths are dependability, trustworthiness, patience, sincerity and other character traits like she is really goofy and fun to be with. she can point out the the positive differences about her friend's has made in other people’s lives. Statements such as, “Your smile really cheers me up,” or “The way you’re always ready to help others has been a wonderful example for me to follow,” can be encouraging.

I want to be a Canessa

canessa by Fane$$a February 13, 2017

caneshia

she is tough and can help you with anything. Smart with a good heart and she can always make you laugh

person 1: you know a girl named caneshia?
person 2: yes, she super hilarious

caneshia by Briauna Walton May 9, 2018

canes

a place where you can get an overpriced basket of dry chicken tenders, bland fries, and literally just bread with butter on it. it’s actually really good

person 1: canes is garbage but i’m always in the mood for it and i don’t know why

canes by holy maccaroni January 10, 2019

Tony Two Canoes 

A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.

"Look at Tony Two Canoes over there, what a fagget"

Tony Two Canoes by heyitzaj July 5, 2016