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Brown Canalled 

To take too many drugs via the rectum as to cause severe life-threatening involuntary diarrhoea.
Did you hear about Derek? He shoved an eight ball up his arse and brown canalled! He almost died!
Brown Canalled by OnlyVic&Paul February 19, 2022
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n. canale (can-AL-e)
1. a steryotype geek
2. a person who regurlarly writes in "1337" and thinks they have
amazing computer skillz
3. a person who flaunts money with fancy electronics.
v.
1. to rip a test from a teacher's computer (inf)
2. to flaunt electronics and acts suprised when they are stolen
examples: 1. that poor child has a pocket protector and square
glasses. what a canale. 2. that stupid canale thinks guessing some
guys password qualifies as hacking. 3. that canale has got a
barometer on his watch!! 4. that kid canale'd and got us an all-essay exam!!!
Canale by thegiantcantaloupe October 2, 2005

Emiliano Zuniga Canales Jr. 

lmao hi
(v) to move ahead with gusto.
The meeting is cancled.
Cancled by Reverend Davis March 9, 2011

jorge canales 

a nice guy that is kool to hang out with and is very good at football and b ball and good with the chiks
just like his dad and his whole family
jorge canales by jorge February 26, 2005
A liar and a snitch. A Canales will suck up to the people who she thinks will get her places and will lie and snitch on all others. She will step on whoever she needs to and brown nose to whoever she needs to to get what she wants. She is a slut with lots of kinds and different "baby daddys". She is nice to everyone to their face but talks shit behind their backs. She will have sex with anyone who can give her a job promotion. She has Chancroids, Chlamydia, Cytomegalovirus (CMV) Genital Warts, Gonorrhea, Hepatitis B, Herpes, AIDS, Human Papillomavirus (HPV), Intestinal Parasites, Molluscum Contagiosum, Pelvic Inflammatory Disease (PID), Pubic Lice (Crabs), Scabies, Syphilis, and Trichomoniasis (Trich). Everyone that she works with wants to beat the shit out of her, feed her poop, cinderblock her feet and leave her at the bottom of the ocean.
"Dude did you hear about all the STD's going around in the neighborhood?"
"Yeah, Canales slept with a bunch of people, lied and told the news that they all had sex wiht hookers"
Canales by michael kelly July 19, 2012