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When something is completely and utterly broken. Not beyond repair, but without any incentive to repair itself or be repaired. Can apply to circumstances not just objects.
Bro my wheel just fell of my car, and my car insurance didn't cover it. The whole thing is cactus.
Cactus by The Range March 8, 2022
Slang term for being really out-of-it; caused by being overly tired, stoned, hungover, or just generally spaced-out, etc.
Person 1: "Wait, what time did you say he was coming over again? I keep forgetting..."

Person 2: "Wow, I've told you like three times.... Cactus!"

Person 1: "Haha, yeah- I'm mad cactus."
Cactus by Marti P. B. July 6, 2009
My penis got tore up by that catus last night
cactus by Jamacian Jerkin January 23, 2003
A spikey plant found commonly in deserts. Cacti when refering to more than one.
You walk into the desert an there are fairly tall green spikey plants, these are cacti. A cactus on it's own in a desert is near impossible.
has very sharp hairs on her leg like a cactus
omg look at her legs, shes a cactus
cactus by janooooooooo August 21, 2013
An acronym for Cocky Ass Cracker Talking Uber Shit
Cactus by LoLHaPpYFaCe May 17, 2011