we was walkin' down the hall and Clyde here ripped a double-barreled-ass-blaster and I swear you could see the paint melt off the wall.
Also:
a fart so strong, it will make a skunk's eyes water.
When you go to cracker barrel and get the chicken fried chicken, it's good but always makes you extremely sick and have diarrhea. This was created after Noel Miller had a fan, Hudson, summited a story over DMs of getting Barreled with his friends.
"Hey man, me and Hudson are Getting Barreled, want to come with?"
"Hell no, I don't want to have to be stuck in the bathroom for half an hour"